[Ssarg noogard]

Artist-The Dragoons

Song-"Current news"

Spoken by Ssarg Noogard: This just in, the world is fucked up!

Verse 1: Ssarg Noogard

This just in, current situation, things looking ugly around my station! Rap sounds more like crap on a stick, most of the rappers around are just gay dudes who suck more than dick!
Fools like 50 Cent, who got beat with a dumbass stick, all they rap about is, "I got hoes n dough!" Fools like that get their money fo show but their shit so foul, you can catch the Noogard puking! Be I duking, the rap world is fooking! That ain't be making much sense but You gotta hold in high regard, sense doesn't matter when you're with the Noogard, so stay around, get a drink, open your mind and prepare to think!

Chorous:

This just in, the world has gone to hell! All that matters to people is sin!

This just in, the world has gone to hell! Bush is still president, guess we know who's the Evil Resident!

This just in, we're sick of this shit! Throw your hands in the air if you're one to care!

This just in, current news is bleak! It just keeps getting worse every week!

This just in!!! This just in!

Verse 2: Grass Dragoon

Bah! The world is screwed up I say! It's a world where people whine and complain about the gay! A place where a horse can't have his hay, a place where people who need money get told, nay! Bah! I gotta say, this ain't no Happy Days! They say don't sweat the small stuff but everyhwere you see Jack Thompson on crack, sueing games he finds nasty in large stacks! Gonna give him the shaft, join with me as we get together and stomp Jack like I'm the giant fresh off his beanstalk! Whiny bitch ass, Grand Theft Auto ain't for kids, jackass!!!! Oh, I swore! Ain't that nasty? Leave a pain in your mouth like you bombed the CASHEE!

Chorous:

This just in, the world has gone to hell! All that matters to people is sin!

This just in, the world has gone to hell! Bush is still president, guess we know who's the Evil Resident!

This just in, we're sick of this shit! Throw your hands in the air if you're one to care!

This just in, current news is bleak! It just keeps getting worse every week!

Verse 3: Thunder Dragoon

Yo yo yo, TD gon bost a flow! North Koreans clone a dog, yet poor people in the world still happy if they got one hog! Thundy like Al Bundy, I get all crazy and women craving! Steady prepare my thunder attack! YAH YAHHHHHH! The world is fucked up but still, when I walk around the street, the amount of women turned on by the Thunder Dragoon piles up in bigass stacks! But damn girl, don't show me your ass crack! Pull your pants up, TD don't like no plumber butt! I don't wanna talk Mario or Wario when seeing women! Yeah, I'm the ladies champ, watch as the ballers attack me, they jealous, yet they wise enough to see, I'm the one and only ladies man, TD!!! Fuck current news, I'm going to stay cool even if that means I gotta drop outta high school!

Verse 4: Holy Dragoon

My my! Such foul language! God is my savior, I will not swear, I will not cuss, even if a Arab comes and smacks me in the face with a elephant tusk! People walk around, call me a redneck, I don't see why, they act like I wear a headress! I'm conversitive, I hate all the Bush bashing, his campign is burning and a crashing! I know what ya'll think, when I'm just a button mashing! Ye will all see, the four horsemen don't like ye unfaithful! My flow unsmooth and a bit lousy but shout out go God and Jesus, they my homies, I be chilling with them each night before I go to sleep!

Back then, Jesus loved me, now I'm cool Jesus still loves me!

Back then, Jesus loved me, now I'm cool Jesus still loves me!

Back then, Jesus loved me, now I'm cool Jesus still loves me!

I SAID back then Jesus loved me, now I'm cool Jesus still loves me!

Passion of the Christ, when I rap, God claps, makes me wonder, why isn't everything as thoughtful as this rap? Shout out to God and Jesus, they be watching me and saving Ssarg Noogard from shouting out, "I BE JESUS!"

Verse 5: Chill Dragoon

Here's the news today, people are fake!!! God, I swear, they think I'm gonna break but I can't! The Eternal Badass is always able to stand tall in the middle of Earth Quakes! I see lots of man groupies sorrounding me, they say, "Dude! You're so cool!" I slap them in a face, stab them if they harass me and tell em, Chill Dragoon doesn't like men! You men groupies like hens! When you enter the den of Chill, relax. Don't spaz out and say, "I'm a hax!" Chill Dragoon likes people who are true to themselves, be yourselves, don't be groupies, be your own men and women, don't cling to me like dust! I hate you punkasses, you more annoying than rust on a car! Fuck with Chill Dragoon and you get gutted like a fish, sliced like sushi and cut into kibbles and bits, I'm so smart, I don't need to talk about things like zits! The world is screwed up, I don't care, I'm badass and I won't stand this crap! So let's all get together, make change! Rearrange like a brain switch, all my enemies look worse than that fat guy in Hitch!!!!!! Child of the night, I'm damn right! Accept it or not! If you're ready, LET"S FIGHT!


Chorous:

This just in, the world has gone to hell! All that matters to people is sin!

This just in, the world has gone to hell! Bush is still president, guess we know who's the Evil Resident!

This just in, we're sick of this shit! Throw your hands in the air if you're one to care!

This just in, current news is bleak! It just keeps getting worse every week!

Spoken by all the Dragoons: "Fuck this!"

[Dreben ama Vrede...]

Lol, this is cool... You should record it and post it here.

[Ssarg noogard]

Wah, if I only had a mic..

Anyhow.. Here's a mini diss towards flamers! I ain't going solo or any shit like that.. Just I'm a one man-flamer wrecking crew!

Artist-Ssarg Noogard

Song-"Flamers on the run"

Verse 1:

When GD shows up at the end of the day, asking my account and I say nay, I gotta get on the run like I'm Laguna, Squall or Pay-check, cuz man, they ain't gotta a spine around their necks. When they see GD's a mod, they go "OH SHIT!" Run away, lurk in the dark, hide away like they some random rare Lark. I go Ironman on their ass like I'm Mr.Stark, they cower, bower, hide like animals in the forums, stop posting like normal people, become anonymous members cuz their names symnomyous with stupity. When I spot em, it's on!

Flamers on the run! DAMN! No more flaming fun! The Noogard going on a flamer witchhunt, kick those bitches where it hurt, they so pussy they need to wear skirts! Flamers better run when I pull out my anti-flamer gun! BREAK IT DOWN, I'm da Noogard!

Verse 2:

They get gone! I got them in my trap, SNAP! They look like total crap, Saddam style, they think they like OJ Simpson, get away with murder, but when me and the Dragoons arrive on scene, they scream like rabid fans, cry so much their eyes look like pearls, we put em in their place, rip off their face, and smack those flamer bitches all over the place! Put em in the cells, they get ass-raped like they child killers, so damn loud we strap their mouths shut with tape! This a classic! Ssarg Noogard is damn fantastic!

Note: To those who don't know who OJ Simpson is, he's this dude who got away with murder like twice! He was clearly guilty, all evidence pointed towards it. But the jury said he was innocent and so he got awayw with it.

[Dreben ama Vrede...]

Meh, a cheap mic's, like, five bucks here. And, cool lyrics.

[CrystalBl00d]

For some reason... those lyrics made me disturbed.

[Ssarg noogard]

This is our first..Non-rap song! Wah!

Artist-"The Dragoons"

Song-"Rime of the Anicent n00b"

Ssarg Noogard: Verse-1

Hear the rime of the Ancient newbie
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerises one of the browsing guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares
of the forum.

And the music plays on, as the spamer passes by
Caught by his spell and
the n00b tells his tale.

Driven south to the forum of the snow and ice
To a place no n00b has been before
Through the snow fog flies on the staff
Hailed in Pyro's name,
hoping good luck it brings.

And the ship sails on, back to the North
Through the fog and ice and
the staffer follows on

The n00b annoys the staffer of good omen
His friends cry against what he's done
But when the fog clears, they bitch-slap him
And make themselves a part of the crime.

Sailing on and on and North across the sea
Sailing on and on and North 'till all is calm

The staffer begins with his vengeance
A terrible curse a thirst has begun
His friends blame bad luck on the n00b
About his neck, the cow bell is hung.

And the curse goes on and on at sea
And the curse goes on and on for them and n00b!!

Grass Dragoon Verse-2

Day after day, day after day,
we stuck nor breath nor motion
As idle as a painted board upon a painted forum
spam, spam everywhere and
all the boards did grow
spam, spam everywhere nor any bite to eat.

There, calls the spamer
there comes a n00b over the line
But how can he post with no common sense
in his mind and no soul in his body.

See... onward he comes
Onwards he nears, out of the hole
See... he has no crew,
He has no life, wait but there's two staffers!

Grass Dragoon and some other guy,
they throw their dice for the n00b
GD wins the n00b and he belongs to him now.
Then ... n00bs one by one
They drop down dead, two hundred men
GD... GD, Activity in banning
He lets him live, chosen one.

Verse 3 Chill Dragoon

One after one by the star dogged skin,
too quick for groan or sigh
Each turned his n00bish face with a ghastly pang
and cursed at the staff with his eye
Four times fifty living n00bs
and I heard nor sigh nor groan
With heavy thump, a lifeless bump,
they dropped down one by one. Bitch slapped by a pimp wanna be, the n00b held his head in shame.

The curse it lives on in their warning levels
The n00b he wished he'd die
Along with the spamers
But they lived on, so did he.

And by the light of the Lobby
He prays for them to accept his ass-kissing
With no heart he blesses them
Pyro's creatures all of them too.

Then the warning level starts to break
The warning level falls from his neck
Sinks down crap into the Recycle bin
Then down in falls comes the rain!

Thunder Dragoon Verse 4

Hear the groans of the long dead n00bs
See them stir and they start to rise
Bodies banished to banland
None of them speak
and they're lifeless in their eyes!

And revenge upon the staff, penance starts again
Cast into a trance and the nightmare carries on.

Now the warning is finally lifted
And the n00b sights on his home
Spirits go from the long dead accounts
Form their own light and
the n00b's left alone

And then a TD came s towards him
It was a joy he could not believe
The TD's boat, his cousin and the hermit
Penance of life will fall onto the n00b.

Bitch slapped is he who disses veterans day. The n00b was cursed, called a gay man, for he his posts had inhavely the dicks of men so much.

And the n00b he sinks like lead into the sea
And the hermit shrieves the n00b of his sins

Verse5-Holy Dragoon

The n00b's bound to tell of his story
To tell his tale wherever he goes
To teach Pyro's word by his own example
That we must love all things that Pyro made.


And the annoying posts like turds sinks into the sea!!!! The newbie's warning levels lowers, he is warned and used as an example, to teach everyone to respect all things Pyro has MADE, to preach his word to everyone!

And the forum guest's a happy and wiser man
And the tale goes on and on and on.

[Shadow]

hey, cool lyrics! yeah, just save money for a mic, they're not too expensive. I'd like to hear recordings of these

[CrystalBl00d]

Get a Logitech, Webcam with built-in mic.

[Pyro]

Yes. Teach my word by example.Sweet. Thanks GD.

[Grass Dragoon]

Thanks for the comments bah.. Maybe I should buy a MIC and record these..Hmmm.. I do have a Logitech keyboard.. Hmm, bah.

Here's a new one.

Artist-"The Dragoons"

Song-"Da Twilight zone"

Grass Dragoon-Verse 1

Bah, time is 2:07, nothing much going on.. Bored like some dude watching a PBS telethon, ain't nothing on, can't get a good internet connection, can't get through, don't got a cool what I should do?! Bah-ahh, so we step into the Twilight zone, freakier than a disco club, more annoying than a cell-phone, where are we to go when we're stuck in a dial-tone? Bah-ahh! So the twilight zone ain't that bad, can't see worth a crap, don't feel real mad, this place so crazy you see a gigantic lady with Glad bags! Bah, have I gone too far? Where am I do to go when there's no lunar star? Where can I go when I don't even got a car?

Ssarg Noogard-Verse 2

WAH! I ain't scared of no twilight zone, I ain't no Fred Flintstone but hell I can make da bedrock! WAH! I take things lightly, feel right at home, even when I see a talking satallite dome! I just take over and name it my pet Tyrone! See, I'm in the zone! Don't talk to me with that tone, I'll put ya in your place, slap you silly and spray some cheeze-whiz on your face, make you so sad, you become baby face! Noogard got the twilight zone on lockdown! Don't gotta make long lines, I'm straight to the point, I'm the Noogard, more addictive than a joint!

Chorus: Dragoons in the zone! Creatures stop your moans, we'll go INSANE ISANE ISANE! INSANE ISANE ISANE! We'll rock the zone, we'll go mad mad mad! MAD MAD MAD MAD! Crazy!

Dragoons in the zone! Creatures stop your moans, we'll go INSANE ISANE ISANE! INSANE ISANE ISANE! We'll rock the zone, we'll go mad mad mad! MAD MAD MAD MAD! Crazy! We'll make fools push up daisies!

Chill Dragoon-Verse 3

I'm sick of this crap, I'm not angsty but best believe I'll give any four-headed bitch a slap if he disrespect me! It's simple, there ain't no need for the anti-hestimine. Allow me to break it down, no matter the universe, no matter the planet, no matter the dimesional, I'm your boogyman if you fuck with me, you end up pushing up daisies. I'm not crazy, not insane, just taking a ride on this whack-ass midnight train. No gimmicks, no games, no groupies, the meaning of this song is simple, when there's nothing to do, it's just plain LAME! I'm perfectly sane as long as you don't do anything or insult my intelligent brain! Now excuse me while I ask out that fine dame, and if you try to stop me, you'll be a damn shame! I take my ice cubes and freeze your brain and make the blood fall like rain! It's over fool, nothing left and that's why I always give people warnings, because I don't half-ass anything!

Thunder Dragoon-Verse 4

Yo yo yo, meh, The TD step into the zone, he the man, I got the guts to ask out that fine lady with the octopus hands! Ain't nobody gon stop me, not even Big Brother man, I just hit em and tell them to go home to their mothers! Anybody disrespect good women, gotta smack them with my pimp hands! My hands slap with extreme predjudice, make you think twice about trying to check them women out and write em in your index! Fools try and study em like they Pokemon but TD pimp with the ladies like King Kong! TD the good man, fight the good fight, party hardy and if there ain't no party tonight, TD gonna get gone faster than Sonic the headhog! And that's living the life by da twilight!

Holy Dragoon-Verse 5

Kah! Who is the man with the biggest bible in his hand stepping into that strange land? He is and I and I am him, slim with the 15-inch hymms! I do not like all this noise, all this partying and all this sinning but I do believe I'll speak to that girl, grinning. I am a holy man, God and Jesus are part of my master plan, so, ladies, we cannot sin, we cannot make little bastard babies together but you can make plastic jesuses together with the master, the preacher and rapper! And that's that, as hip kids say, a rattatat! I'm so holy, I just gotta roll out sacared the floor-matt! I'm read a page of the Bible and I pass it to you! I spread my teachings and my preachings by word of mouth and in the twilight zone, I teach the folks about the Bible, they like it so much, the say I'm an idol! Even the pig-men worship, so don't complain when I come to you with an empty-cup! Donate the money, it ain't nothing funny! Because the world I want to create, ain't nobody going to be bummy! And yes, I am morally aganist playboy bunnies!

Chorus: Dragoons in the zone! Creatures stop your moans, we'll go INSANE ISANE ISANE! INSANE ISANE ISANE! We'll rock the zone, we'll go mad mad mad! MAD MAD MAD MAD! Crazy!

Dragoons in the zone! Creatures stop your moans, we'll go INSANE ISANE ISANE! INSANE ISANE ISANE! We'll rock the zone, we'll go mad mad mad! MAD MAD MAD MAD! Crazy! We'll make fools push up daisies!

Spoken by all Dragoons: Let's go again sometime.

[Dreben ama Vrede...]

Hah, you should open your KB up, maybe you'll find a hidden mic inside it...

[Grass Dragoon]

That would be nice.. Heh, more coming soon I guess.. Since I'm bored!

[Grass Dragoon]

A solo track. By me, of course..

Artist-Grass Dragoon

Song-"06 freestyle"

*Spoken* Yeah. I'm still here. Still posting, still alive and kicking! HELL YEAH! BAH!

Verse-1

Name's Grass Dragoon. I been a mod for a year or two, putting flamers and fools in cages like baboons at the zoo. I still bring the fire, while others just sucking like vampires. Things been boring lately but I'm still here, still not giving up. I'm like Uncle Buck, packing the chainsaw, I leave my enemies screaming for their ma! I'm so big, I can fight the law!

Verse-2

Just can't stop me, like a lumber-jack on a log, keep on rolling through the fog, writing rhymes without a blogg, sinking my foes into the bog, calling them the hogs. You say that's mean, that's cruel, that's tasteless but in a game of rap, I ace it. The flow is so mighty, you can't just erase it!! Face it, I'm inhaling my enemies like Kirby but I don't need to copy their abilities! This is my Monopoly, I own all the facilities!

Verse-3

I'm not the best but I got the skills to seperate me from the rest. I make n00bs run back to the nest. Enough bragging, time for some serious discussions. Provoke me and there will be major repercussions. I tell my enemies how, but they're so sad, they like the dude in Russia, ask the president if they can marry a cow! It's time to cut that whack shit out, NOW! I'm still Grass Dragoon, still a mod, still running the dragoon squad. My skill level rising, higher than oil prices in America, weclome to the kingdom of "Barbarica". Burn the Bush, Fry Rice, it doesn't take a genius to realize that living in America ain't that nice. I speak for us all when I say, President Bush representing US is pretty damn GAY!

Oh no, the CIA is keeping their eyes on me, violating our privacy, tapping the wires, they think they're protecting us, what liars! Get some bad guys but sometimes they missfire. Now they're after me, think I'm terrorist, taking this flow seriously. A big mistake, I'm just joking, I'm 100% real Grass Dragoon, not one bit fake! I'm no hero, I can't take on 1000 agents with a rake, now it's over, time to break!

(I seriously am scared..What if they do come after me? Well, it's just a JOKE! Well, if I don't post for like, a few months, then you'll know where I'll be..) LOL.

[Pyro]

Oh yeah!?

My name's Pyro,
And I ain't a fucking gangster,
But I'll bust a flow better than any of these wangsters,
Crazy mother fucker yeah thats what I am,
I eat stuff for breakfast that'll blow off your fucking hand,
Yeah, give me a lighter,
And you better stand back,
Don't think because your weak that I'll give you any slack.
And to all you smart asses,
Get your glasses,
Better keep a close eye or your house'll turn to ashes,
Flashes,
Of light across the sky,
Enough to make a grown man cry and a strong man die,
Flip a switch, light a stitch, it's a since, don't even flinch,
When the bombs go off,
Soy un rockero,
Ya se, pero,
Tu no saves lo que quiero,
Ni el dinero, ni el amor,
Yeah, I bet you didn't think that'd be coming from me,
But I've gotta represent,
AnarchyZERO.com,
It's the exclusive.

Boom.

[Grass Dragoon]

Hmm..I should have posted way sooner, that was pretty good Pyro. Hmm..I dunno if we're trying to battle though..And that would be hard since I don't have anything aganist you. XD.

Rah, I might find some new lyrics or hell, maybe actually record some of this...Stay tuned!